Light at the end of the tunnel!
The Global Chalet Club, a branch high atop the Global Chalet Network, is a private social club for Globos of the World. It was established in 1991 by intellectual superior Sophronius Jaabir, who with no other members formed the club, which is now "one of the most popular gathering spots on the internet for bawdy ladies and gentlemen, camp counselors, teachers, local business owners, politicians, lawmakers, clerics, and all other members of the vast social spectrum."[1]

The club "is a distinct and separate organization from 694849 and has no official affiliation to the committee or the party."[2]

The Global Chalet Club is located deep within the Global Chalet in the northeastern district of Gamma 3, less than 3
blocks from First Street and exactly one block from Second Street. Located at Unit 3 (next to the Global Chalet Library).[3]

How to get in: Reserving a space in your mind, decked out with iconic, ageless thought will entitle you and your guests to the rest of life among the Globos. Listen to music too human, beyond notes in the greatest ways, that grooves so hard. View a telegenic retrospective of the Global Chalet's most prominent members. Idyllic images of electric landscapes will transcend across the unsparingly common photographs for which they are known.[4]
For Full membership: Become one with the Globos. $5/month, all premium content is free. Get all the new music we release, items from our back-catalog, supporter-only specials, and exclusive access to our fan community.

"The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent
of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before him rose the black night of space,
like a wall. His mighty bulk towered rugged and mountain-like into the zenith, and His divine
head blazed there like a distant sun. At His feet stood three colossal figures, diminished to
extinction, almost, by contrast -- archangels -- their heads level with His ankle-bone."
~ Mark Twain[5]


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